Fuck me Simon, this Twitter has got me in a spin, I think I need some training. I seem to have twenty or thirty emails from people I have never heard of every day and every time I log on I get an email about this twat from Tonpandy trying to nick my password. Some of the people following me seems a bit bizarre too and I haven't even worked out how to send a tweet yet from the Alliance on a pertinent issue. They all seem to come from me and then followed by people who like John Divney but not necessarily The Alliance. I'm going to borrow one of my nieces for the afternoon, free lunch of course, who finds my ineptitude hilarious..!